1. There is no universally accepted definition of what a poem is.
2. There is no agreement on what a poem is not.
3. Prosody is the study of versification.
4. 'Versody' is not a word.
5. Versification is the art of making verses.
6. A stanza is a verse paragraph. Sometimes it is called a 'verse'.
7. A verse is made of verse, and most verse comprises verses.
8. The canon is not a weapon, and does not have balls, although it sometimes feels as though it is, and does.
9. Alfred Austin succeeded Alfred Lord Tennyson as poet laureate in 1896. He wrote a verse autobiography, The Door of Humility,
which nobody alive has read.
10. The ink used in 99.99% of poetry publications is black.
11. A list poem is usually formatted vertically and left-justified i.e. it does not list.
12. If a list poem is entered into the National Poetry Competition, it could be said to have entered the lists.
14. More poets are alive than dead. They thrive.
15. More poems are dead than alive.